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The Plane
« on: October 27, 2017, 11:06:00 PM »
 Anyone else in north brisbane notice this plane flying in circles for the last 20 minutes?
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Re: The Plane
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2017, 11:02:10 AM »
Happens all the time ...sometimes helicopters.....Polair have a helicopter that runs no lights and is used to apprehend people from the southside who come to steal our women and other belongings.
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Re: The Plane
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2017, 11:29:21 AM »
Are you really in Brisbane? Some of you northside people falsely claim to be from Brisbane but are actually part of the Moreton Bay Regional Council. Very annoying to those of us who actually live in the great city.
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Re: The Plane
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2017, 11:57:23 PM »
Are you really in Brisbane? Some of you northside people falsely claim to be from Brisbane but are actually part of the Moreton Bay Regional Council. Very annoying to those of us who actually live in the great city.

lets go one step better.

I'm sick of people claim they live in Brisbane, i live in the 4000 postcode for Brisbane City, so all the rest of you guys live in Brisbane suburbs :)

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Re: The Plane
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2017, 09:30:49 AM »
 ;)
Are you really in Brisbane? Some of you northside people falsely claim to be from Brisbane but are actually part of the Moreton Bay Regional Council. Very annoying to those of us who actually live in the great city.

Yes I live in Brisbane. Some of you southside people claim to be from Brisbane but are from Logan ....and Logan is why we have Pol Air trying to catch the southerners who sneak north to steal our women and belongings  . ;)
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Re: The Plane
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2017, 11:58:44 AM »
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Are you really in Brisbane? Some of you northside people falsely claim to be from Brisbane but are actually part of the Moreton Bay Regional Council. Very annoying to those of us who actually live in the great city.

.... or from Ipswich

Yes I live in Brisbane. Some of you southside people claim to be from Brisbane but are from Logan ....and Logan is why we have Pol Air trying to catch the southerners who sneak north to steal our women and belongings  . ;)

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Re: The Plane
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2017, 02:04:46 PM »
to steal our women and belongings  . ;)

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